The Fairest Of Them All

I was outside earlier doing a few chores and when I came back inside I found Bridget glued to the TV set and sulking. She was watching Audrey Hepburn in Sabrina. When I took off my coat and went to put the kettle on she jumped off of the sofa, stomped into the kitchen and asked me why that dog has a fancy sparkly collar and the only 'bling' she has is a rabies tag and a microchip tag from the AKC. I told her to keep watching because that rhinestone collar doesn't keep that fancy poodle from being completely ignored on the deck of a ship. Being a Corgi, she often has a one track mind and didn't care. "Je suis tres desole" I told her. She is inconsolable, however. And a brat. -CS ^..^